Programming Note & Afternoon Crumbs
Programming Note: This will probably be my last post of the day, because I'm flying to California in a few hours to do some Driving Miss Daisy shit. My mom had shoulder surgery and can't operate a motor vehicle (OR SO SHE SAYS) so I have to chauffeur her around while she yells at me to not drive so fast and to count to 5 at every stop sign before hitting the gas. I'll be doing this for the next 3 weeks. Fun!
My flight isn't until tonight, but I'm leaving early since I've been told that the highways are full of Apocalypse-ready hos marching towards the safe lands. I know, perfect timing, especially since my apartment is in a mandatory evacuation zone. I'm not even trying to board shit. I'm taking my dog, the only t-shirt I wear and saying a prayer that Irene doesn't break my favorite new bong. But anyway, fuck that bitch Irene, In-N-Out here I come! Now on to crumbs....
Andrew Garfield is so the Anne Archer to Jim Carrey's Glenn Close - Lainey Gossip
If Brit Brit was our history teacher, we'd all get As, because ho doesn't know which letters come after that - The Superficial
Team Orange Flowers - Towleroad
Lacey Schwimmer or Brooke Hogan in a fun house mirror? - Hollywood Tuna
White Oprah's
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Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrity-magazine/programming-note-afternoon-crumbs/
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