Iconic Beauty Courtney Stodden Tells Us All About Her Wedding Night
Listening to your own mom go into detail about her yeast infection situation is slightly less uncomfortable than exposing your sense of hearing to the overly forced soft-core Spice Channel ludicrousness that slithers off of 17-year-old Courtney Stodden's lizard tongue when talking about how she lost her virginity on her wedding night at the #1 honeymoon destination in the country: Chateau Marmont in fucking Hollywood.
The plastic velociraptor who was brought to life using Rhonda Shear's DNA tells Radar that as soon as her 51-year-old husband Doug Hutchison plucked her precious blossom (may the FBI break down my front door and put me out of my misery for that one), her body went on a 24-hour-long orgasm coaster. It's a damn shame that The Red Shoe Diaries isn't around anymore, because this ho would've been their head writer.
?We went to the Chateau in Hollywood it was so beautiful it was a wonderful experience. I was aroused for 24 hours straight."
Courtney was a 16-year-old virgin in the vagina at the time and Doug has a face like a 3-day old bacon cheddar ball warmed up in an Easy Bake Oven, so she's probably confusing "nauseous" with "aroused." Speaking of the heaves, Courtney said that if she ever went to college she'd study her husband's body:
"I would go to college and
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