Afternoon Crumbs

Reese Witherspoon was too boozed up to lift her head up in her mug shot. Who hasn't been there, right? That's why police stations should always have a long stick handy You never know when you need to prop up a drunk mess' head for their police station portrait session - Lainey Gossip

The Black Widow got a blow out, but in more important Captain America news, I really hope that pink flamingo plays the main villain - The Superficial

If Michael Bay directed Spring Breakers.... - Drunken Stepfather

JWoww needs to re-synchronize her plastic titty eggs - Hollywood Tuna

And here's Sharon Needles as Ru - Towleroad

It's funny that Rob Kardashian should say that, because that's exactly what Khloe Kardashian said when she gained a bunch of chunk - Celebitchy

Bravo calls their Real Housewives for toddlers franchise a mix of "Jane Austen novels, Fiddler on the Roof and John Hughes movies..." So basically, Bravo is just pulling shit out of their asses now - Reality Tea

I wish Snoop Lion will accidentally confirm that we don't have to call him Snoop Lion anymore - IDLYITW

Michelle Rodriguez channels her inner lipstick lesbian for Cosmo Latina - Popoholic

Bradley Cooper and Rachel McAdams ate waffles together, which totally means that they're ~~totally doing~~

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